C’MON, dude! You have GOT TO BE KIDDING.
The Detroit Free Press blurbs that the recently divorced D. Wade and the former co-host of The View, who just filed for divorce from her gayer-than-gay beard ‘husband’, are the new hot couple on the SoBe scene.
How do you possibly respond to that? D. Wade could score literally any woman on Earth, and he goes there?!?
No chance this story is right. None. Please.
What do you call it when there are two full moons in a month? A ‘Blue Moon’? This must be ‘Blue April Fool’s Day’.
Chuck ain’t havin’ no Star-fucker in his 5!
